The historical choice
Beth
If you're interested in a historically minded tour, or just like following along with a beautiful woman, go with Beth.
Stories, closes & questionable shortcuts
Beth and Lauren know the stories. some other dude knows the bus. Together, they are turning an ordinary route into a very good day out.
The proposition / 001
some other dude currently drives people from A to B. We propose adding castles, improbable royal scandals, excellent views, and Beth and Lauren with a microphone. Same dependable driving. Much better conversation.
Choose your narrator / 002
The historical choice
If you're interested in a historically minded tour, or just like following along with a beautiful woman, go with Beth.
The other choice
Otherwise, go with Lauren. We are confident she will make a compelling case for herself once she sees this website.
The view from Princes Street
The inaugural route / Edinburgh
A handsome loop through the capital's grandest streets, darkest closes, and best places to point out of a bus window.
Further afield / 003
Glasgow's murals, music, and magnificent architecture are currently being assembled into route number two.